:23:00
Hey, yo, yo, yo.
It's Malcolm X from St. Francis.
:23:03
- Hey, yo, Malcolm!
- Whatever.
:23:04
- What's up, man?
- What are you doing here, son?
:23:07
- I transferred to Richmond.
- Oh, no, son, I think you're just lost.
:23:10
Well, I am actually lost.
Can you tell me how to get to?
:23:13
Bel Air? Hey, yo, Worm,
tell your man Fresh Prince here
:23:16
- how to get to his mansion.
- Fresh bitch.
:23:22
I hope seeing you in this hallway mean
I get to see you on the court today.
:23:28
I can't wait. With your five browns.
:23:33
Everybody up.
:23:36
Today we're going to play defense.
:23:40
Sorry, sir.
:23:42
Gentlemen, this is a new player,
Damien Carter.
:23:46
He is my son, and he is late.
:23:49
Sir, you owe me 20 suicides.
:23:51
Sir, it's my first day of school,
I had to stay...
:23:53
Basketball practice starts at 3.
:23:55
As of 2:55, you are late.
Get changed in the locker room.
:23:59
Do your suicides on the far side
of the court so as not to disturb us.
:24:03
All right, gentlemen,
give me two lines!
:24:06
Okay, young sirs, we're gonna
take it to the next level.
:24:10
Everything I knew about basketball,
:24:13
I learned from women.
:24:16
I have a sister, her name's Diane.
:24:19
She was always on my case
about every little thing.
:24:23
Matter of fact, she still is.
:24:26
"Turn down that radio!
You eat the last piece of cake?
:24:29
Did you drink all the Kool-Aid?"
:24:32
She was always in my face.
:24:35
So when I call "Diane,"
:24:37
we're gonna play straight
man-to-man pressure defense.
:24:45
Worm! No, no, no, no, sir.
:24:48
Look at your defensive posture.
:24:49
Come on. Split your man.
Back straight, butt down.
:24:52
This hand guards against the passing
lane, this hand protects the crossover.
:24:55
All right? Palms up!
Get your head in the game.
:24:59
Now we have Delilah.