:20:00
What if you were
any more cliché?
:20:02
Like you can do better.
:20:04
Dark hair, brown eyes.
:20:07
Killed while
looking in the mirror.
:20:09
A victim of
her own narcissism.
:20:11
That means conceited.
Anyone else?
:20:15
Self-mutilating de-virginizer,
eviscerated in the chapel.
:20:18
No, it should be special
for him.
:20:21
Lock up the misogynist pig
and let him bleed to death.
:20:24
Right after castrating him.
:20:26
Very slowly.
:20:27
Can the Wolf do
microscopic surgery?
:20:31
Laugh it up, drama boy.
You're next.
:20:34
Prima donna wannabe actor
trying to play
the big balcony scene...
:20:38
gets his intestines
ripped out.
:20:42
Who else?
Let's not forget
the campus queen.
:20:45
Her sharp wit was dulled
when she choked...
:20:48
on her own severed tongue.
:20:51
You people
are deeply unwell.
:20:54
Four years in the same place
with the same people.
:20:56
What do you expect?
:20:59
Last but not least.
:21:01
The good guy that fell
for the bad girl.
:21:04
Died of a broken heart.
:21:07
I didn't know you were
such a romantic, Randall.
:21:09
I'm not.
But I do love the irony.
:21:20
We'll get this out tonight,
leaving plenty of time...
:21:22
for the rumors to spread.
:21:24
Lights out.
:21:25
If I get caught
in the boys' dorm again...
:21:27
Yeah, that hasn't happened
since we hooked up, huh?
:21:29
By hooking up,
you mean jerking off...
:21:31
to my yearbook photo, right?
:21:34
Dude, don't you want
to use an anonymous account?
:21:36
Why? I'm just
forwarding it along.
With sensitivity and respect.
:21:41
Owen, Tom,
I said lights out!
:21:48
Hey, did you guys hear
what I said? Go to bed.