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(# ''Lil' Red Riding hood''
by Bowling for Soup)
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# Who's that I see
walking in these woods?
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# Why, it's Little Red Riding hood
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# Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood
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# You sure are looking good
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# You're everything
that a big bad wolf would want
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Listen to me,
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# Little Red Riding Hood
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# I don't think even big girls should
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# Go walking
in these spooky old woods alone
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# What big eyes you have
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(girl #1) You're obsessed with him,
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(girl #2) I'm not obsessed,
I'm just highly interested,
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(girl #1) Come on, Let's settle this,
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Girls, please, sit, sit,
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Let Zela read your palms,
:00:56
Oh, no, Forget it, This is stupid,
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so are you, sit down,
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OK, Zela, this is it,
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My friend here is basically obsessed
with this guy that won't call her back
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and we need to know if she should forget
him cold or hold out for the next 20 years,
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Well, anyways, whatever you see,
just say, 'Forget his ass,'
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
I need you to read my friend's,
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Blood,
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- Excuse me?
- I see blood,
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so much blood,
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OK, that's nice, but..,
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You too,
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You're both in danger,
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Need to know?
No, Back to the guy,
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It's not the guy,
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It's.., it's the beast you should fear,
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OK,
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We're done here,
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- Come on, Becky, Let's go,
- Beware the moon,
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It feeds in the moonlight,
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You can't tell people this shit,