Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:05:02
-Oh, that's crazy. l can't.
-Look.

:05:04
lt ain't like you got something
better to do over there.

:05:07
Amsterdam is so far away.
:05:09
Police have just released a sketch
of a man wanted for questioning.

:05:12
Witnesses report he is goofy-looking
and probably a virgin.

:05:17
On the other hand,
far away could be good.

:05:23
ls my wife gonna be okay in there?
:05:25
-She'll be fine, sir.
-All right.

:05:28
Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 10
from Helsinki is now arriving

:05:31
Excuse me.
l think there's been a mix-up.

:05:35
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
:05:37
That's okay. l always wondered
what it felt like to be a white woman.

:05:41
-Can l borrow it?
-Give me that.

:05:44
Hold on.
:05:46
All rows now boarding
for Amsterdam.

:05:56
Excuse me.
:05:58
Okay.
:06:08
Hey, how many people
get to do this on their honeymoon?

:06:12
You're sure it's safe
to feed the turtles?

:06:14
You have nothing to worry about.
l'm a fish expert, remember?

:06:19
What is that over there?
:06:21
Oh, that's just some kid with a fin
on his back, trying to scare us.

:06:25
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

:06:27
Do you think the hotel would let us
swim if there were sharks?

:06:31
Come on. This is Mexico.
:06:37
They know what they're doing.
:06:51
This shirt's gonna be
a great icebreaker.

:06:53
Fuck you, American,
you imperialist bastard!

:06:56
l love America.
l love President Bush.

:06:59
Thank you for bringing
democracy to lraq.


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