Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:20:02
-You idiot.
-He is still at large...

:20:04
-...and extremely....
-Hold it!

:20:06
Hey. Hey, guys! How's it going?
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-Where is he?
-l don't know.

:20:13
-Where is he?
-l swear l don't know.

:20:17
Your loyalty is impressive, sir.
:20:20
You've once been arrested for
man-whoring, were you not?

:20:23
Look, l wasn't really man-whoring
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Please, Mr. Bigalow.
l've heard this a thoussand times.

:20:30
You were cold, you were frightened.
:20:32
He took you under his arm
and fed you.

:20:35
He made you feel sexy.
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He told you how to hide money
in every orifice.

:20:40
But your friend is obviously a killer.
:20:44
T.J.'s not a killer.
:20:46
lf he isn't a murderer...
:20:48
...then what was he doing
checking out a dead man's penis?

:20:52
l guess he was curiouss.
:20:55
He heard it was big and jusicy...
:20:58
...and wanted to see for himself.
:21:01
A lot of guys do that.
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No, they don't.
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Okay.
:21:11
T.J.'s gay.
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-Really?
-Not normal-gay, but, you know...

:21:17
...crazy-gay, you know?
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Musical-theater-gay.
:21:25
ls that why he puts lipstick...
:21:28
...on all his victims?
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Wait a minute.
:21:34
ln the alley, l heard
someone whistling.

:21:38
And l saw someone.
:21:42
A woman...
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...in a leopard coat.
:21:48
People see a lot of crazy things
when they're high on spacecake.

:21:52
There's drugs in spacecake?
:21:54
Mr. Bigalow, l will find your pimp
whether you help me or not.


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