Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:36:00
What? l just asked you
to put your cigarette out.

:36:02
And then what is next?
:36:04
Take wine away from my children?
:36:06
l put out this cigarette.
God bless America.

:36:13
The nicotine in that cigarette
is poisonous.

:36:15
-So they say.
-lt could kill every fish in that tank.

:36:18
Poor little fishy.
:36:23
Hey. Why are you with that loser?
:36:36
You have a nice ass.
:36:41
l think this belongs to you.
:36:50
You dick!
:36:52
l would like to take you from behind.
:36:58
My penis is uncircumcised.
:37:03
No head.
:37:05
lt's like a torpedo.
:37:08
-You pig.
-Oh, are you tired of swimming?

:37:12
Did the little fishies
not want to play with you?

:37:26
Fuck off, you Yank!
:37:31
l'm staying with
my uncle for the summer.

:37:34
Then l go back
to art school in Brussels.

:37:36
Could l take you out
for coffee sometime?

:37:39
You mean like a date?
:37:41
Well, yeah.
:37:47
Oh, the siren.
:37:51
Right. Right. Siren.
:37:54
Before l can go on a date l have to
collect five different colored tulips...

:37:58
...eat two herring and drink a beer
from a wooden shoe.


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