Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:46:02
l think everything
happens for reason.

:46:06
You're probably wondering
why l'm wearing this veil.

:46:09
l wasn't, but if you
wanna talk about it, cool.

:46:13
l grew up in Chernobyl.
:46:15
Chernobyl.
:46:17
-What a pretty name.
-My mother...

:46:19
...she work in nuclear reactor
when she was pregnant with me.

:46:24
lnstead of a nose, l was born
with an appendage on my face.

:46:30
A male appendage.
:46:35
No shit?
:46:37
l have always been a little
self-conciouss about it.

:46:41
Well, you shouldn't. l mean....
:46:44
A lot of women would love
to have a guy's dick on their face.

:46:49
Yours is just permanent.
:46:54
You are sweet.
:46:56
And very handsome
for an American.

:47:02
l like you.
:47:12
l would love to hear
some Latin music.

:47:15
Well, l'll see if the penis knows any.
:47:18
l mean the pianist.
:47:21
The guy playing the piano.
:47:25
The band has started.
Aren't we lucky?

:47:48
Damn, no lipstick.
:47:50
-You smell nice. What is it?
-lt's Old Nice.

:47:54
lt's a knockoff of Old Spice.
:47:57
l like it, but l think
it makes me sneeze.


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