1:05:00
-You're not gonna hurt her, are you?
-You can never be too careful.
1:05:06
-That poor guy.
-What a dipshit.
1:05:10
Tonight, the sexually-inadequate men
of Europe can breathe easy...
1:05:11
Tonight, the sexually-inadequate men
of Europe can breathe easy...
1:05:14
...safe in the knowledge that all
of the continent's finest gigolos...
1:05:18
...are right here under one roof,
all asking:
1:05:22
''Who is gonna walk away
with the Golden Boner?''
1:05:26
In this car, we have Assapopulus
and his date for the evening.
1:05:30
-Damn it.
-His mother.
1:05:31
She's the woman that made me
start into prostitustion...
1:05:35
...made me go into prostitustion.
l wanted to become a doctor, but....
1:05:39
Uncle, you home?
1:05:41
What a beautiful couple,
mother and man-whore.
1:05:46
''Man-Whore Awards''?
1:05:48
Please welcome your host for this
evening. Johnny Vaughan.
1:05:51
Thank you very much. Can I just say,
ladies, gentlemen, man-whores...
1:05:56
...a night where we celebrate guys
who can get wood no matter what.
1:06:01
Do you know,
they have gay-pride days.
1:06:03
-Oh, my God.
-Yes.
1:06:08
-l'm going to kill them all.
-But why?
1:06:12
Don't you see what's happening
to our country?
1:06:19
But it's murder.
1:06:23
During the final number, when these
man-whores are gathered on-stage...
1:06:28
...l push this little button and:
1:06:32
Bye-bye, gigolos.
1:06:34
Shouldn't be that hard to pin the crime
on your good friend Deuce Bigalow.
1:06:39
l won't let you!
1:06:43
lf you wanna stop me...
1:06:48
...it's as simple as touching
this doorknob.
1:06:57
-Where's Eva?
-Eva's gone to the Man-whore Awards.