1:11:04
Hey, Daddy. l was looking in your
underwear drawer and l found...
1:11:07
...this bracelet.
1:11:10
Holy mother of God.
That's not a bracelet, boy.
1:11:13
That is a device that your daddy
has to wear on his he..
1:11:17
His he..
1:11:19
His he..
1:11:22
Happy birthday, son,
you got a bracelet.
1:11:25
Great.
1:11:28
Let's go. Come on.
1:11:29
Now the award you've all
been waiting for:
1:11:31
The Man-whore of the Year.
1:11:33
Listen. Go get help. l'll get
all the gigolos off the stage.
1:11:36
Okay. Good luck.
1:11:38
Excuse me.
1:11:40
You have to get off the stage
now or you'll all be killed!
1:11:43
Get the hell out of here, Douche,
before l have you thrown out.
1:11:45
-There's a bomb on the stage!
-You idiot.
1:11:48
You're all gonna die!
1:11:51
l'm the Man-whore Killer.
This is a bomb!
1:11:53
Everybody out!
Everybody get out!
1:11:57
You gotta get out of here!
1:12:04
You'll die with the rest
of them, Bigalow.
1:12:09
Those gigolos robbed me
of my manhood.
1:12:13
l was never able to satisfy a woman.
l'll see to it that they won't either.
1:12:22
You don't have to kill anyone, Gaspar.
Because you can please a woman.
1:12:28
Those gigolos don't know
what they're talking about.
1:12:30
ls he talking aboust us?
1:12:36
Do you really think
all a woman wants...
1:12:38
...is some guy to give her
a Mud Pretzel...
1:12:40
...or Turkish Snow Cone
or an lrish Facial?
1:12:45
-Yes, they do, liar.
-No, they don't.
1:12:48
A woman wants a guy who'll ask her
about her day and really listen to her.
1:12:53
-Or at least pretend to.
-Yes.
1:12:55
What?
1:12:57
When she's hurting...
1:12:58
...ask her how she feels.