:26:25
N icky.
:26:28
N icky.
:26:29
- What?
- I can't do it anymore.
:26:31
- Do what?
- It's wro ng to be gay,
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to act o n it, anyway.
:26:34
It's ev en wrong to hav e some
of the gay though ts I'm th i nki ng.
:26:36
It's wro ng to even th i nk?
:26:38
Yes.
"Thou s halt not co vet."
:26:40
It's the tenth commandment:
Thou s halt not co vet...
:26:42
thy neig hbor's wife,"
let alo ne thy neig hbor.
:26:45
- What have y ou been read i ng?
- The H o ly B ib le.
:26:47
What the hel I are y ou
read i ng that for, man?
:26:48
I haven't read that
s i nce grade s cho o I.
:26:49
Wel I, y ou s hou Id.
:26:50
It's mostly about straig ht
sex, and bel ieve me,
:26:52
y ou're i n s ome deep s h it to o.
:26:53
- Well, we're all si nners, righ t?
- Yes, that's rig ht.
:26:56
So then I'I I keep o n s i n n i ng
ti I I I'm I ike, th irty,
:26:59
and then I'I I repent
and take up go lf.
:27:01
Is n't that how it works?
:27:02
But what if y ou do n't
I ive ti I I th irty?
:27:04
What if y ou d ie
to n ig ht i n y our s leep?
:27:05
Lo ok, Dor, if I'm s o
s crewed bei ng straig ht...
:27:07
then what are y ou worried
about bei ng gay for?
:27:09
Cause I decided that
I want to have kids.
:27:11
Oh, well that's o v er.
:27:12
Do n't say that's o ver, do n't
y ou dare say that's o ver...
:27:14
it's what I want more than
anyth i ng i n the who le world.
:27:15
- AI I rig ht, al I rig ht.
- I want kids.
:27:16
S h h h.
:27:17
And not j ust o ne or two of
them, a who le mess of them,
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my own I ittle basebal I team.
:27:20
- Base...y ou hate basebal I.
- Yes, but I lo ve u n iforms.
:27:23
So I need y our help.
:27:25
I want y ou to teach me
how to th i nk straig ht.
:27:27
You want me to teach y ou?
:27:29
Yeah, I want to turn th is
arou nd s o bad and I've been ...
:27:31
th i nki ng that if s omeo ne
I ike y ou cou Id teach me
:27:34
how y ou th i nk sexually, y ou know,
maybe I cou Id reboot my brai n.
:27:37
- You want to turn th is arou nd?
- Yes.
:27:38
- Serious ly?
- I've never been more serious.
:27:40
Cause I hav e had some
though ts on th is.
:27:41
You have?
:27:42
Abs o lutely, I mean I d id n't
want to pus h them o n y ou ...
:27:44
but if y ou're com i ng to me
I'I I s ho ot straig ht with y ou.
:27:46
I th i nk I can get th is
mo nkey off y our back.
:27:48
I k new it.
Tel I me what I have to do.
:27:50
- Now?
- Yes, now.
:27:51
We're both up, start help i ng
me get th is mo nkey off now.
:27:54
O h, thank y ou, thank
y ou, thank y ou.
:27:56
O h my God, wou Id n't it be
fabu lous if th is were j ust...
:27:59
the ans wer to the
who le prob lem?