:56:00
and the lo v e pri nce Dorian felt
for pri nce Ben cast out...
:56:04
all Dorian 's spells
of depression...
:56:06
and gav e h im the strength of
ten gay men... or sev en straigh t.
:56:20
Ben, y ou gotta come with us
to keg n ig ht at Jess ie's Barn.
:56:22
- We're there.
- Rig ht?
:56:24
- Abs o lutely.
- Great.
:56:25
Andrew?
:56:26
Let's see, mus ic and beer
with friends or stay home...
:56:28
and have imag i nary fig hts
with my step mother?
:56:30
Let me see...
:56:31
O h no, wait we can't Friday.
:56:33
- Why not?
- I meant to tel I y ou.
:56:35
My paren ts are comi ng to town
on Friday and they wan t...
:56:36
to tak e us to di nner.
:56:37
What?
I'm meeti ng y our parents?
:56:39
Wel I, I to Id them I was bri ng i ng
a friend alo ng, y ou k now.
:56:41
Just the though t of meeti ng
Ben 's paren ts sen t me...
:56:44
i n to my newest affliction;
:56:46
hyperv en tilation.
:56:47
I'd nev er met any one's
paren ts before.
:56:49
Literally, the only
paren ts I'd met were my own,
:56:52
and that didn 't go v ery well.
:56:53
I was terrified
they'd suspect.
:56:55
Suspect what?
:56:56
That we're more
than j ust friends.
:56:58
Does n't y our brother
i ntroduce h is guy budd ies ...
:57:00
to y our parents al I the time?
:57:01
- Yeah.
- Same th i ng.
:57:03
You th i nk?
:57:04
Sure, they wo n't
suspect a th i ng.
:57:05
U n less, of course, y ou do
s ometh i ng to tip them off.
:57:09
I'm kidd i ng.
J ust kidd i ng.
:57:22
So Dorian, how's y our steak?
:57:25
It's awes ome.
:57:27
It's awes ome.
:57:34
So how lo ng have
y ou two been lo vers?
:57:41
- Relax. They already k now.
- What?
:57:43
- We k now!
- We k now!
:57:45
They're super-I iberal,
they do n't care.
:57:47
- We do n't care!
- We do n't care!
:57:49
Dorian's parents are creep y
u ltra-co nservatives, s o ...
:57:51
Th is is ki nd of
creep y, to o, actual ly.
:57:57
I cou Idn 't believ e my life.
:57:59
I had met my sou I mate.