:58:01
You will not defeat me.
:58:11
What are you doing?
:58:15
Mom, are you sure?
:58:18
Are you sure about the....
Are you sure about the cremation?
:58:22
Honey, I don't know when
I'm going to crash...
:58:24
but as of right now,
we are learning about the car...
:58:27
and I'm learning organic cooking,
I'm gonna tap dance...
:58:31
and later on today,
I am going to fix the toilet.
:58:34
It is five minutes at a time.
:58:36
Do you all know about
out in California...
:58:38
how many people they cremate
out there?
:58:40
-No. How many?
-80%, I read.
:58:42
-Get out!
-I'm not kidding you.
:58:44
Mom, I think you need to slow down.
:58:47
Look, everybody tells me
that I should take sedatives...
:58:49
but, hey, I am out here
and I'm making things happen.
:58:51
All forward motion counts.
:58:53
Sweetheart,
when are you coming back?
:58:55
There's a memorial this Saturday.
:58:57
Okay. And who's there helping you
plan all of this, sweetheart?
:59:00
Uncle Dale and Bill Banyon.
:59:05
Bill Banyon is there?
:59:07
-Bill Banyon?
-Yeah.
:59:09
He is a con man.
:59:10
He swindled your father
out of thousands of dollars.
:59:12
Seventeen years ago,
he did something...
:59:14
which almost ruined this family
to its very core.
:59:17
Mother....
:59:18
Wrapping himself in the nobility
of your father's memory.
:59:21
-Boy, he's getting an earful.
-Boy, I'll tell you.
:59:23
Mother! Listen! Focus!
:59:26
Beware.
:59:27
I know it's all very charming
with the pickled things in jars...
:59:30
and the Southern charm
and the hams that hang in the garage...
:59:33
until they're so covered with mold
you could grow penicillin on them--
:59:36
Are you sure about the cremation?
:59:38
If Bill Banyon is there,
definitely cremation!
:59:41
And you tell Bill Banyon, I'll be there.
:59:49
Hello.
:59:50
Aloha.
:59:52
I talked to my friend, Kendra...
:59:54
who had a girlfriend with a kid
who is exceedingly loud like Samson...
:59:58
and she's given me a videotape
that works absolute miracles.