:13:01
EIvis was an agent?
:13:04
This is a joke, right?
:13:06
Afraid not.
:13:07
He's right, SaI.
:13:07
President Nixon once appointed
:13:09
to EIvis to the Bureau
as a speciaI agent.
:13:11
Therefore, anything
concerning his kingdom
:13:12
becomes our probIem.
:13:14
UnbeIievabIe.
:13:16
Okay.
:13:17
Where's the patty maIt?
:13:22
It Iooks Iike he passed out
whiIe smoking
:13:24
and his suit went up
in Iike the petroIeum based...
:13:26
ugIy ass piece of crap that it was.
:13:28
They found this in the garbage can
next to the door.
:13:32
Interesting.
:13:34
They don't change the bedspreads.
:13:37
Sheets, maybe.
:13:39
What are you getting at, CharIie?
:13:41
Anyone who...
:13:42
charbroiIs themseIves
on a bedspread
:13:45
containing years
of encrusted bodiIy fIuids
:13:49
emitted by hundreds
of stupid schmucks
:13:53
who are too Iazy to just neatIy
foId the Goddamn thing
:13:57
and toss it,
is a big fat, Iazy sIob.
:14:07
Might I have a word
with my new partner a moment?
:14:16
What the heII
is the matter with you?
:14:18
I'm sorry.
:14:19
I have this thing
about bedspreads, okay?
:14:23
They don't change them
in dives Iike this.
:14:25
We're not moving in, CharIie.
:14:27
Now, if you think you can suck
up your neurosis Iong enough
:14:30
so we can continue
our investigation...
:14:33
Okay.
:14:35
I'm gonna examine the bedspread.
:14:37
I just hope I don't get a rash.