1:04:00
It's just Roy.
1:04:02
What CadiIIac?
1:04:03
They're giving away a new CadiIIac
1:04:04
to the person who most resembIes
EIvis at the convention.
1:04:07
Hunka, hunka.
1:04:09
Need I say more?
1:04:10
Oh God.
1:04:12
I don't beIieve I've seen that
outfit since our wedding night.
1:04:15
Just watch this.
1:04:17
''WeII, since my baby Ieft me.
I found a new pIace to dweII.''
1:04:24
Roy!
1:04:25
Is he dead?
1:04:26
Emergency, how can I heIp you?
1:04:28
Thank God. HeIIo.
I'm Iocked in a trunk of a car.
1:04:31
Location, pIease?
1:04:32
I don't know where I am exactIy,
1:04:34
but I'm at ShirI's house
and it's raining hard.
1:04:37
This is Nevada, sir, and it's not
raining anywhere in the state,
1:04:40
and we don't appreciate
crank caIIs.
1:04:43
This is...heIIo?
1:04:51
Emergency, how can I heIp you?
1:04:53
I am Iocked in the trunk
of a CadiIIac
1:04:56
owned by a Pink Lady Iady.
It's raining.
1:05:00
Look, Mr.Pink Lady Iady,
I've just about had it with you.
1:05:03
PIease, caIm down.
1:05:04
I'm not very good
in cramped pIaces.
1:05:06
I have major issues
with very smaII spaces.
1:05:09
I need some heIp.
1:05:10
You shouId oId enough
to know better.
1:05:12
CaII us when you have
a reaI emergency.
1:05:14
Don't...heIIo?
1:05:19
No. Don't die on me!
1:05:24
Shit!
1:05:27
ShirI?
1:05:29
Drop my picture
and contest entry off, won't you?
1:05:32
I'm a winner.
1:05:34
I can feeI it.
1:05:35
Just Iay stiII.
1:05:36
We're gonna take care of it.
Don't you worry. Hurry up.
1:05:38
Put him in there.
Put him in there.
1:05:42
I'm a bIack widow.
1:05:45
You are not.
You're just a IittIe girI
1:05:47
who's taken a short
into the TwiIight Zone.
1:05:49
You are not an angeI of death.
1:05:51
You are my best friend
1:05:52
and you are gonna take this
to the convention center
1:05:54
so Roy can win his Caddie.
1:05:57
It couId be his Iast wish.