:12:00
His most recent employment
was Heritage Tours...
:12:03
...a business he started in 1950s...
:12:05
...mostly for aiding rich Jewish people
to search for their dead families.
:12:09
It is a strange employment
for Grandfather...
:12:12
...as there is nothing he hates more than
rich Jewish people or their dead families.
:12:17
This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.
:12:20
She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch.
:12:23
Father purchased her for him not
because he believes Grandfather is blind...
:12:27
...but because a Seeing Eye bitch
is also a good thing...
:12:30
...for people who pine for
the opposite of loneliness.
:12:36
In truth,
Father did not purchase her at all...
:12:40
...but merely retrieved her
from the home for forgetful dogs.
:12:44
Because of this,
she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch...
:12:47
...and is also mentally deranged.
:12:50
Most of all, she relishes when I sing to her
her most beloved song...
:12:54
..."Billie Jean " by Michael Jackson.
:13:00
But now I must tell you more of myself.
:13:03
I am unequivocally tall. I do not know
any women who are taller than me.
:13:08
The women who are taller than me
are lesbians...
:13:11
...for whom 1969
was a very momentous year.
:13:15
For me, America is a first-rate place.
:13:18
KANGOL!
:13:19
Most of all, I am beloved
of American movies, muscular cars...
:13:22
...and hip-hop music.
:13:26
I also dig Negroes.
Most of all, Michael Jackson.
:13:30
He is a first-rate dancer, just like me.
:13:41
Many girls want to be carnal with me
because I'm such a premium dancer.