:02:04
Dwight Evans parked
a couple homers, the Sox won...
:02:08
and by day's end, poor Ben had become
one of Gods most pathetic creatures-
:02:12
- a Red Sox fan.
- Wow!
:02:14
And that's where the story begins.
:02:18
Careful, kid.
They'll break your heart.
:02:52
You could have gone over right there.
Come on, you gotta be aggressive, man.
:02:55
- Take off the training wheels.
- Hey, I got a crowbar under the seat, okay?
:02:58
So don't make me
knock your teeth out.
:03:00
What are you doing?
:03:02
Audrey and Tammy, are you guys talking
to each other on the phone?
:03:04
We're conferencing Amanda. She's home sick.
:03:07
Amanda likes that song, Mr. Wrightman.
:03:09
Can you turn it up, please?
:03:21
Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey,
but it looks like they gave me double ham.
:03:25
- Do you want me to go back?
- Uh, no. Just toss some of it in my mouth.
:03:28
- And that teacher's here with those kids.
- What?
:03:30
That teacher you talked to on the phone,
about coming in, having a tour.
:03:32
Oh, oh, God, that's today?
:03:34
- They're here.
- Oh, no.
:03:37
Okay, uh, just pretend that youre me
and take them around and- Hi.
:03:41
- There they are.
- Ben Wrightman. We talked on the phone.
:03:44
- Nice to meet you.
- Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you.
:03:48
Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks.
:03:50
Excuse me.
:03:52
Can I get anyone
something to drink?
:03:54
Vodka martini, straight up.
Three olives, please.
:03:57
Hey, I asked you to behave.
:03:58
Uh, are you allowed to hit them?