:21:00
Well, do you?
:21:02
You know what you need to do? You need to
go to his apartment and go through his things.
:21:06
You need to go through his closets,
sofa cushions. You need to get on his computer.
:21:09
And what exactly
am I looking for?
:21:11
Anything that explains
why hes still single.
:21:14
My company can run
a credit check on him.
:21:16
You know, he could be
a deadbeat dad.
:21:18
This is an insane asylum.
:21:21
So, uh, when they wheeled out
Ted Williams at the all-star game-
:21:26
I was there.
I was 10 feet away from him.
:21:30
Old men crying.
Tears.
:21:35
Tough old guys.
:21:38
I even started
to lose it, you know.
:21:41
I got a program.
I could show you.
:21:45
If Lindsey ever breaks up
with you, I'll kill her.
:21:48
Lindsey, do you remember
that guy Maureen Durst went out with?
:21:50
- Uh, sort of. Why?
- Terry whats-his-name?
:21:54
We all thought
he was great too.
:21:57
- Well, what happened?
- Oh, my God. She went to his apartment and-
:22:00
Shh. My story. Stand by.
:22:02
She's at his place.
He's in the shower.
:22:04
She wants to make the bed, so she goes
to the closet. Guess what she finds.
:22:08
Oh, I don't know.
What'd she find?
:22:10
Two large plastic bags containing
all of the hair and nail clippings...
:22:14
from his entire life.
:22:16
Eww!
:22:18
- Eww!
- That's a true story.
:22:20
I'm telling you, there is a reason
this Ben guy is still single.