:26:04
and my sister's anniversary
all in the same week.
:26:07
- A cluster.
- Yeah. Uh-
:26:09
So, uh, how would
you like to come?
:26:15
Ooh, too fast?
Too serious?
:26:17
No, why?
Did I look like I was just-
:26:20
- You were a little.
- No, 'cause-
:26:22
No, I-I made-
I have a previous commitment.
:26:24
- Oh, plans?
- Yeah, yeah.
:26:28
Um, see, I didn't tell you about it,
'cause I knew you were gonna be away.
:26:30
I figured it wouldn't matter,
but every year during Easter vacation...
:26:35
uh, me and my friends,
we go down to Florida.
:26:40
You and your buddies go down
to Florida for spring break? At your age?
:26:45
No, no, no, not spring break.
Spring training with the Red Sox.
:26:48
Oh, you get to train
with the Red Sox?
:26:50
Are you allowed to do that?
:26:52
Well, we don't actually-
We watch the games.
:26:55
Aren't those just practice games?
:26:57
Yeah, yeah, but there's
more to it than that.
:27:00
We scout the players.
We-We say which players they should keep...
:27:03
- which they should get rid of.
- And the Red Sox ask your opinion?
:27:07
Well, not yet.
:27:09
But if they ever do, uh-
:27:12
Okay, I've been avoiding this.
:27:17
There's something
you don't know about me.
:27:20
Oh, God, here comes
the bag of hair.
:27:25
The thing is, uh,
I am a Red Sox fan.
:27:30
- Yeah?
- No, I'm like a big, big Red Sox fan.
:27:35
I know. I mean, I've been
to your apartment...
:27:38
and seen the Red Sox dish towels
and glasses and the Yankee toilet paper.
:27:44
- It's like you live in a gift shop.
- It's worse.
:27:50
See, when I was a kid,
I moved here from New Jersey...
:27:52
and I didn't have
any friends or anything...
:27:54
so my Uncle Carl started
taking me to Fenway Park.
:27:58
I just-
I got lost in the game.