:41:00
It's- It's safe.
:41:05
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
:41:12
- Hey.
- Hi.
:41:14
What, did you buy out
the bookstore?
:41:16
Actually, I bought every book
they had on the Red Sox...
:41:18
because I'm tired of being
the most ignorant person here.
:41:20
Now who is
Carl Yaz-a-strezem-
:41:24
Yastrzemski.
:41:27
- She's not a genius, this one.
- No.
:41:29
Johnny Damon!
You got the sweetest ass in the league!
:41:36
Very nice.
:41:41
Do you believe in this?
"The Curse of the Bambino"?
:41:44
- Hey, that's not funny. That's enough of that.
- But Babe Ruth was the Bambino.
:41:47
That's right.
He played for the Red Sox.
:41:49
They were great.
I mean, they were the Yankees.
:41:51
They won the World Series
in 1912, 1915...
:41:55
1916, 1918.
:41:57
They were royalty.
The elite.
:41:59
Al should know. He was there actually.
He's 136 years old.
:42:02
He looks great for his age.
1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss...
:42:07
decides to sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees
to finance a Broadway musical.
:42:10
No, No, Nanette.
I would never ever see that piece of crap.
:42:13
And since 1918, the Red Sox
have not won a World Series.
:42:17
Yeah, the Yankees have won 26.
:42:20
And the thing is the Sox don't just lose,
they raise it to an art form.
:42:23
Tony C.,
best young player in baseball...
:42:26
catches one in the eye at 22,
he's finished at 26.
:42:30
Armbrister runs into Carlton Fisk,
costs us the Series.
:42:33
Bucky friggin' Dent.
:42:35
You remember the time
Roger Moret went catatonic?
:42:38
The grounds crew had to carry him out
in a wheelbarrow.
:42:40
Buckner.
:42:42
Grady Little sticking
with Pedro in the eighth inning.
:42:44
Ooh, stop it.
You're killing me here.
:42:48
And that, milady,
is the Curse of the Bambino.
:42:51
Number 19, Gabe Kapler.