1:13:02
Why? 'Cause they haven't won a World Series
in a century or so?
1:13:05
So what?
They're here.
1:13:08
Every April, they're here.
1:13:10
At 1:05 or at 7:05,
there is a game.
1:13:13
And if it gets rained out, guess what.
They make it up to you.
1:13:17
Does anyone else
in your life do that?
1:13:19
The Red Sox don't get divorced.
1:13:21
This is a real family.
This is the family that's here for you.
1:13:24
You know, I don't ask her
to give up her family, do I?
1:13:27
Come on! Let's get some runs!
Let's get some runs!
1:13:31
You know the best part?
I can get over her because I am a Red Sox fan.
1:13:34
I mean, I'm tough. I've been through
a lot in this park, man.
1:13:38
I can take this.
1:13:40
Because I am bulletproof.
1:13:50
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
1:13:54
Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it!
1:14:02
Open the door, man!
1:14:05
Little roller up along first.
1:14:07
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!
1:14:11
- Oh, my God.
- The Buckner game?
1:14:13
- I thought you took that away from him!
- I did!
1:14:15
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
1:14:19
And the Mets win it!
1:14:29
It wasn't just Buckner.
Stanley screwed him.
1:14:32
He didn't cover first.
1:14:34
- Where'd you get this?
- I- I don't remember.
1:14:37
Don't lie to me. Right.
Do you have anymore of these?
1:14:40
Huh? Where's your stash?
1:14:41
Ben, this isn't helping you.
1:14:44
You understand that?
This solves nothing!
1:14:47
Ben, look at you.
1:14:49
Yeah, leave me alone.
1:14:53
- All right. Let's clean him up.
- Come on.
1:14:56
- I let her down.
- Let's go.
1:14:59
- I am the Red Sox.
- You're not the Red Sox.