:27:00
Your conversation
is trivial and boorish.
:27:02
You can't express
your emotional needs.
:27:05
You can't relate
to your children
:27:07
and you die -
lonely and miserable.
:27:09
But you know, what the hell?
:27:11
Every cloud has a silver lining.
:27:13
Not on your own.
How many more times?
:27:16
You'll have to wait
until your father's over.
:27:19
So l'll get to Highbury
five times a year?
:27:22
lt's not my fault
your father lives abroad.
:27:25
Mum, they play 21 times a year
:27:28
plus Cup matches. That's...
:27:29
Mum, why is Crossroads a motel?
:27:31
What d'you mean?
:27:33
Why isn't it just a hotel?
:27:34
29! lf they get to
the League Cup semi-final,
:27:38
the FA Cup quarter-final...
:27:39
You can take your car there.
:27:41
You forgot Europe.
:27:43
l don't know how many
games last season.
:27:45
Oh, yeah.
:27:46
That's another five games.
:27:48
That hotel in Devon,
we took our car.
:27:51
Every round is home and away.
:27:53
We had to leave it
in the car park.
:27:55
Fives into thirty-five
goes seven.
:27:58
One-seventh of all
the home games. Pathetic!
:28:01
Paul, in a motel,
:28:02
you drive a car into a room!
:28:05
Say you only went to one-seventh
:28:08
your Choral Society
:28:10
They'd throw you out.
:28:11
Arsenal won't throw you out.
They want your money.
:28:14
l've looked it up.
:28:15
l can catch the 1 2.53
to Paddington,
:28:18
be at Paddington by 1 .36,
:28:20
get the Circle and District
:28:21
and Metropolitan Line
to Kings Cross.
:28:23
Then it's Caledonian Road,
Holloway Road,
:28:26
Arsenal, third stop.
Be there 2.1 5, easy.
:28:28
For Christ's sake,
go if you want to.
:28:31
Yes! Thanks, Mum.
:28:32
[Sings] Charlie, Charlie,
:28:34
Charlie, Charlie,
:28:36
Charlie's the King of Highbury.
:28:40
Don't come runnin' to me
:28:41
if you get stabbed to death.
:28:43
l won't.
:28:44
Jimmy Husband! Brilliant.
:28:45
[Paul] lt's not easy
:28:47
to become a football fan.
:28:49
lt takes years.
:28:50
But if you put in the hours,
:28:52
you're welcomed,
without question,
:28:54
into a new family.
:28:56
Except in this family,
:28:57
you care about the same people
:28:59
and hope for the same things.