:33:00
for six months now.
:33:01
And we've never even planned
:33:03
a holiday together.
:33:05
lt's a miracle
if we plan a weekend
:33:07
before Friday afternoon.
:33:09
And yet you know
what Arsenal are doing
:33:12
for months in advance.
:33:13
They produce a fixture list.
:33:15
Well, l can do that for you.
:33:17
Give me your diary
:33:19
and l'll put some dates in it.
:33:21
Don't be daft.
:33:22
What's daft about it?
:33:24
l don't really see
the difference.
:33:29
How about Saturday,
October the 8th?
:33:32
Let's go away somewhere.
:33:34
l haven't got next season's
fixture list yet.
:33:37
You know you're seeing
Arsenal next year.
:33:39
You can't say whether
you'll be seeing me.
:33:42
So what? Everyone's like that.
:33:44
You know you'll be seeing
your sister next season.
:33:47
Sisters don't have seasons.
:33:49
Whatever.
:33:50
Look, l know where this is going
:33:52
and you're dead wrong.
:33:54
l'm capable of commitment
and all that stuff.
:33:57
lf it doesn't happen with you,
:33:59
that's because of you, not me.
:34:00
21 years l've been
going to Arsenal.
:34:03
21 years.
:34:05
Paul, l don't know
whether you've noticed
:34:08
but Arsenal are a football team.
:34:11
And you think
there's a difference?
:34:14
Yes, l do.
:34:15
That shows what
you know about it.
:34:20
[TV] '..Will need a fitness test
:34:22
'shortly before kick-off.'
:34:24
That looked like Rocky.
:34:26
Jo, go back to
the news a minute.
:34:28
lt's only the local news.
:34:30
l know. lt looked like Rocky.
:34:32
Who looked like Rocky?
:34:34
Who the hell is Rocky?
:34:36
Doesn't matter.
We've missed it now.
:34:41
that ''Rocky''
is an Arsenal player.
:34:44
Yeah, David Rocastle.
:34:45
And how do you know
what he looks like?
:34:49
Well, l don't know.
:34:50
lt sinks in after a while.
:34:52
What else has sunk in?
:34:54
D'you know where they are
in the Championship Cup
:34:57
and who their best
goal-hanger is?
:34:59
l'm not turning into a moron.