:50:01
	- Liam, brilliant.
- Paul...
:50:02
	We could live near the ground.
:50:04
	lt's cheap 'cause no-one
wants a football stadium
:50:07
	on their doorstep.
l'd pay extra
:50:09
	but we won't tell
the estate agent.
:50:11
	Mortgage, wife, kid - cool.
:50:13
	Paul, none of this is real.
:50:15
	You're behaving
like a little kid.
:50:17
	l've been impregnated
by a 1 2-year-old!
:50:28
	Oh, thanks.
:50:29
	Thanks very much.
:50:31
	Sorry about that.
:50:32
	No problem, sir.
:50:35
	Sorry, you were saying?
:50:36
	Paul, this is exactly
what l mean.
:50:39
	That was just a one-off.
Never happened before.
:50:42
	l promise it won't be
a regular feature of life.
:50:52
	Paul...
:50:53
	l haven't made up my mind
:50:55
	what l'm doing about this yet.
:50:59
	Do you understand?
:51:02
	Yes.
:51:05
	No, not really.
:51:07
	l can't see this working out.
:51:09
	- lt's my last chance.
- Don't be silly.
:51:11
	lt's just what it feels like.
:51:13
	Are you prepared
to be a one-parent family?
:51:16
	l think if we go
through with this,
:51:18
	one of us is gonna have to be.
:51:20
	No, it'll be brilliant.
:51:25
	l don't think l've been
:51:27
	since George Eastham
was in the team.
:51:29
	Before my time.
:51:31
	He was a lovely player.
:51:32
	The sort you don't get
any more.
:51:34
	Languid and thoughtful
and elegant.
:51:36
	You should come
and watch Tony Adams.
:51:39
	How can l help, anyway?
:51:41
	l changed my mind about
that Head of Year job,
:51:44
	if it's not too late.
:51:45
	No. No, excellent.
l'm very pleased.
:51:48
	l've had a couple
of applications
:51:50
	but l'd be glad
to add your name.
:51:52
	Thank you.
:51:53
	Any particular reason
:51:55
	for the change of mind?
:51:57
	There is, actually, yes.
:51:58
	Er, Miss, um...