:52:00
Well, Miss Hughes is pregnant.
:52:03
Sarah Hughes? History?
:52:04
Yes, yes, of course.
:52:06
Um... Well, l didn't, um...
:52:08
l mean, she...
:52:09
How does this affect you?
:52:11
Sorry, no. l left a bit out.
:52:13
l'm the father.
:52:15
l should've told you that
:52:17
straight away, shouldn't l?
:52:18
Anyway, yes,
we're having a baby.
:52:21
l haven't heard this from her.
:52:23
You're hearing it
from me, now.
:52:25
Sorry, Paul,
l can't share your joy.
:52:27
Sarah's been
with us five minutes
:52:30
and a member of staff
has knocked her up!
:52:33
l'm intending
to marry her and everything.
:52:36
We won't embarrass the school.
:52:37
You already have
embarrassed the school!
:52:40
How on earth are we
supposed to talk to kids
:52:44
about responsibility
and contraception
:52:46
and...and the rest of it
:52:47
when the staff themselves...
:52:51
Words fail me!
:52:52
- l thought you'd be pleased.
- About what?
:52:55
The clandestine affair?
The accidental pregnancy?
:52:57
Not those bits, maybe,
:52:59
but me applying for the job.
:53:01
That's good, isn't it?
:53:02
Are you a complete fool, Paul?
:53:06
l'll talk to you later.
:53:10
Yeah, OK, OK.
:53:12
Calm down.
:53:13
l want you to take
your foot off the gas
:53:16
in the second half.
:53:18
What's the fun
of beating a team
:53:20
1 5 or 20-nil?
:53:22
lt's brilliant fun!
:53:23
All right.
Just take it easy, eh?
:53:26
You're like vultures.
:53:28
Now go on!
:53:29
Come on, lads!
:53:47
Oh, hi.
:53:48
We're winning 8-nil.
:53:49
[Cheer]
:53:50
Er, 9-nil.
:53:52
[Shouts to boys] Calm down!
:53:54
Are you a complete fool?
:53:56
You've been to see Ted.
:53:57
He's not best pleased with us.
:53:59
Who else are you
gonna tell? The kids?