:45:09
(moaning)
:45:11
Aagh!
:45:15
OK, Mr. Osama. Where are you?
:45:19
Over there? Ooh! Boom!
:45:26
Colonel Jaffe.
:45:28
Now, I may not be a mind reader..
:45:31
but I think I know
what you were gonna say.
:45:38
You want me to be team captain.
I don't think I've been here long enough
:45:42
to have gained the respect and admiration
of the other guys.
:45:45
But, um..
:45:47
What the hell. I accept.
:45:49
You know, that's just a crazy enough idea
to actually work.
:45:57
- Captain Wagstaff.
- Really? So I'm off your shit list?
:46:01
No, you puke.
:46:04
I've just spent more than a day and a half
:46:07
trying to mold you
into an Olympic-caliber snowboarder.
:46:12
I just realized
that I've been polishing a turd.
:46:16
You are fuckin' expelled.
:46:19
Huh. Well, thank you for you support, sir.
:46:22
Who would I see
about getting a tuition refund?
:46:25
You're lookin' at him, scumbucket.
:46:28
Guess what? I'm going to impound
that homo-blowjob slush fund.
:46:33
All right.
I'm leaving.
:46:36
Ooh. There's something I could tell you
about last night that would devastate you.
:46:41
- But I got too much class for that.
- Gossip? Wait, get back here.
:46:44
You're not dismissed!
:46:47
What they say?
:46:48
Let's say that, between you and me,
"winter" came a little early last night.
:46:52
- Leave it at that.
- How dare you?
:46:56
I've heard that vicious lie from every man
on this mountain, and they're all liars!