:58:00
I got a whole chapter on the president
and his pretty-ass wife
:58:05
having dinner
with Osama Bin Laden on 9/12.
:58:09
It's some heavy shit.
:58:11
Hey, back me up on this.
:58:15
I taught Jim Morrison..
:58:18
how to boogie-woogie one-ski
:58:22
in 1989.
:58:26
I'm talking heavy shit.
:58:28
He taught John Lennon how to be ironic.
:58:31
There's some shit about Area 51.
:58:34
Keep it to yourself.
:58:36
I've been to Area 58.
It's sort of a rest area.
:58:48
And here's one,
just between the two of us.
:58:52
Kurt Cobain killed
that crazy bitch Courtney Love,
:58:55
cut off his own dick,
bought him some titties,
:58:58
and he's Courtney Love.
:59:00
That's her in his grave.
Dig her up and find out.
:59:03
There's a hole in that Hole.
:59:13
Well, I don't know about the two of you,
but I'm going to sleep.
:59:26
William?
:59:31
Are you all right, son?
:59:34
- J.P.?
- Mm-hm?
:59:37
Aren't you drunk?
:59:40
I've never been drunk a day in my life.
:59:44
I've been waiting for you, boy.
:59:47
And no more bullshit between us now.
:59:50
I've seen what you can do
up on that mountain.
:59:53
You are the finest
natural-born snowboarder..
:59:59
I have ever seen in my life.