1:20:26
Damn, look at the bucket of junk
sticking out of those pants.
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- (applause)
- Thank you, thank you.
1:20:36
Good to see you.
I love you..
1:20:38
Good to see you.
Good..
1:20:40
Doggone, doggone.
You really, really, really know
1:20:44
how to make a fella feel welcome.
1:20:46
And as I scan the crowd here,
I see a few new faces.
1:20:50
And if any of you don't know me,
1:20:52
I am Jack Schitt.. the third.
1:20:55
- We love you, Jack!
- I love you too, man!
1:20:58
Somebody get a video camera.
1:20:59
- A what?
- Oh, yeah.
1:21:03
I guess we're just gonna have
to use our rememberers.
1:21:05
Your rememberers?
1:21:07
Oh, lord. We truly are
in the town that time forgot.
1:21:10
They say his house is so opulent,
he has his own driveway.
1:21:15
I would too if I made Jack Schitt money.
1:21:17
Now, very rarely do I get
a chance to interface
1:21:22
with the youth of the community.
I thought this was a prime opportunity.
1:21:26
The first nugget of wisdom
I need to share with you
1:21:29
is to stay off the doggone drugs.
1:21:32
- Even pot?
- Oh, no, no, no.
1:21:34
Pot's OK. That's medicinal.
I'm talking the hard stuff.
1:21:37
- What about cocaine?
- No, no, no.
1:21:39
I got no problem with cocaine.
I mean, as a matter of fact,
1:21:41
I've been known to do a bump or two
in the morning to get me out of bed.
1:21:44
I am talkin' the hard drugs.
1:21:49
Ecstasy?
1:21:52
Ecstasy..
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is a tool.
It's not a drug.
1:21:58
As a matter of fact,
I got a belly full of it right now!