Happy Endings
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1:02:04
- Come on, Gil. Knock it off.
- Gil, it's OK.

1:02:06
Look, we know you're sick,
and we want to help you.

1:02:10
I'm sick? I'm not--What?
1:02:12
- I told you not to bring it up.
- Bring what up, Charley?

1:02:15
I had to, man.
I mean, we're family.

1:02:17
- But I don't...
- Gil, your disease, all right?

1:02:20
Your incurable,
untreatable brain disease.

1:02:23
We know. Jesus. I mean,
how long are you gonna keep this up?

1:02:27
What? I don't know what is going on.
1:02:29
Look, so far we know
that it's hereditary...

1:02:32
it's progressive,
and asymptomatic so far...

1:02:35
which is good news.
1:02:36
OK, I didn't want to tell you
because I knew you'd be mad...

1:02:39
but I had a plan--
1:02:41
Hereditary? Jesus, Charley!
1:02:43
What, are you Lucy?
What kind of crazy shit is this?

1:02:47
It's not crazy. You should've
seen her face when I told her.

1:02:49
She was so upset.
1:02:50
Of course she was upset, Charley.
She's my oldest friend.

1:02:53
She was upset because she thought
Max would inherit the brain...

1:02:57
- Wait a second.
- Max? How would Max inherit it?

1:03:00
Oh, you're good.
You're very good.

1:03:01
Are you not sick?
1:03:03
I--
1:03:04
Oh, Jesus. OK.
1:03:06
What the hell's going on here?
1:03:09
Look, we know that Max
is Gil's son.

1:03:12
OK? You only have
to look to see that.

1:03:13
We know that you lied about
the sperm sample not working.

1:03:17
But, you know,
best friends or not...

1:03:18
you wanted a kid
that you didn't have to share.

1:03:20
Oh, you miserable little faggot.
1:03:22
Oh, that's mature.
Homophobe much?

1:03:24
Do you have any idea
what you've done?

1:03:27
And you lied to me?
About him being sick?

1:03:32
That's disgusting.
1:03:33
Jesus Christ, Gil.
Is that what you think?

1:03:35
No, no. I mean--
1:03:37
I don't know. I mean...
1:03:38
It never occurred
to me before, Pam. It just--

1:03:42
Notice that they're not denying it.
1:03:44
- I'll deny it.
- Fuck that.

1:03:46
- I gotta get out of here.
- You don't deserve it.

1:03:48
So let's get a DNA test.
1:03:50
You know what, motherfucker?
Get a court order.

1:03:52
In the meantime,
you stay the fuck away from us.

1:03:59
It's me, OK? It's not you.

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