1:25:06
I...
1:25:07
I wasn't born this way,
you know--
1:25:10
sterile.
1:25:13
I had a vasectomy when I was 21...
1:25:16
which was as soon
as they'd let me.
1:25:20
I got a girl pregnant
when I was a teenager...
1:25:24
and I thought it would make me
feel better about it.
1:25:30
OK. I don't know
why you're telling me this.
1:25:35
You know, just saying that...
1:25:37
that was a lie, too.
1:25:41
Just seeing if it makes us even.
1:25:54
I've got to get to work.
1:26:03
Oh, shit.
1:26:04
What?
1:26:07
- I'm fucking pregnant.
- Nice move!
1:26:10
It wasn't intentional.
1:26:12
Yeah, but this is great.
1:26:14
Even if he makes you sign a pre-nup,
this baby's your ticket.
1:26:17
Yeah, I--
1:26:19
I'm not sure
if it's Otis' or Frank's.
1:26:22
Wait a minute.
You slept with the fairy?
1:26:24
Yeah, the first day.
1:26:27
Dude, how stupid are you?
1:26:29
You screwed a gay guy
without a condom?
1:26:31
He was a virgin.
1:26:34
Yeah. Right! Me, too.
1:26:37
Come on.
I still don't see the problem.
1:26:39
In a month--in a month,
you tell the old guy it's his...
1:26:42
and then when you deliver,
it's like this really big preemie...
1:26:46
that just happens
to look like both of them.
1:26:48
We're not reinventing
the wheel here.
1:26:55
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
1:26:58
Big day, huh?
1:26:59
- Yeah. We're almost ready.
- What's he doing in there?