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I suppose.
:44:03
Hey, where is Maggie?
:44:04
Late as usual.
:44:08
Tonight I want you to meditate on the image of an iceberg.
:44:12
You know why I want you do to that?
:44:14
Because I'm cool?
:44:16
No.
I know I'm not.

:44:18
I'm saying that you're an iceberg
in that over 90% of your mass is below the surface.

:44:24
I know I'm heavy. I am.
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I am talking about who you are.
:44:29
It's a metaphor.
:44:30
Accounting, business, all of that is just
a small part of a much deeper, richer Albert.

:44:40
I know it's gonna be loud in there.
:44:41
So this is our opportunity to break the touch barrier in a non-sleazy way.
:44:45
So get her to where it's the loudest.
Ask her if she likes a drink.

:44:48
Lean in, put your hand on the small of her back,
say in her ear like a secret.

:44:52
But watch your hand placement.
:44:53
Too high, says "I just want to be friends."
:44:56
Too low says "I just want to grab some ass."
:44:59
All right.
Friends, ass, me.

:45:06
Special issues.
:45:08
Allegra Cole is a celebrity,
:45:09
which means when people talk to her,
they will ignore you completely.

:45:12
She's classy.
So she will introduce you.

:45:14
When she does do, shake hands hard and speak up.
:45:16
Let them know you are there.
:45:17
Show her you can handle being her escort.
:45:19
Egon, this is Albert.
:45:21
Egon.
:45:23
Albert, this is Zak.
:45:24
Nice to see you.
:45:25
These guys are friends of Maggie.
:45:27
Have you been to that new Brazilian restaurant?
:45:29
No, but I am looking...
It's disgusting.

:45:31
I am writing an article about it.
:45:34
Did you see that new station?
:45:36
Yes. Did you...
It's disgusting. Disgusting.

:45:41
Women can always tell when you are not being real with them.
:45:44
The worst thing you can do is trying to fake it.
:45:45
Because you are a great guy and
you do have something to offer to Allegra than no other man does.

:45:52
What's your name, Mad dog?
:45:55
Egon.
:45:56
What do you think of the design of the new football stadium on the west side?

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