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1:28:01
Excuse me.
1:28:02
Hi, actually, you are not suppose to move
he is... but... ermm...

1:28:05
I am Alex Hitchens.
1:28:06
No no no, that's ok
1:28:08
- I am Casey.
- Hi Casey.

1:28:10
I work for small publishing house
in the press department

1:28:12
which isn't actually where I wanna be.
1:28:14
but you know it's a good house and...
1:28:15
You handled me, you manipulated me,
you researched me!

1:28:19
and you showed my great grandfather's signature.
1:28:21
Wait! Ellis island?
1:28:24
I thought that were really sweet.
1:28:25
Thank you.
1:28:25
Case, you are not helping!
1:28:27
Err, excuse me, I am on a date!
1:28:30
Does it ever occur to women
that maybe a guy might like to have a plan.

1:28:34
You know, because he is nervous.
1:28:35
He's not sure if he can walk up to you
and you respond if he said "I like you"

1:28:41
I like you!
1:28:43
I like you!
1:28:45
That sounds good to me.
1:28:46
- That's true, you can't tell him if you like him.
- Yar, I tried that once and it didn't go well...

1:28:51
That is what you did! and I did like you!
1:28:54
I just didn't know I was been worked over
by some professional!

1:28:57
He doesn't have badge.
1:28:59
You know the only time you were sincere
1:29:01
and spontaneous was
when everything was going horribly wrong

1:29:03
or you were stoned out of your head!
1:29:04
I am Sorry to interrupt... do I know you?
1:29:06
No, I don't think so.
1:29:08
You wanna see you being spontaneous?
1:29:09
Sure, you wanna Benedryl?
1:29:11
You know what! This is really kind of distracting
1:29:13
and I haven't got laid in a year!
1:29:21
We are sorry,
Why don't you guys go back to your dates

1:29:25
or... go somewhere.
1:29:28
Maybe from the bank... errmmm.
1:29:30
Hey, you know what If this doesn't work out
1:29:31
you can give him a call
and he might hook you up with Paris Hilton.

1:29:34
That is it, that is it, you are the err
1:29:35
you are the date doctor! right?
1:29:41
You are the date doctor!?
1:29:43
Do we have a problem here?
1:29:44
Oh, Yar! a big one!
1:29:47
What the hell did I ever do to you, huh?
1:29:49
I am s... am I missing something?
1:29:52
- Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave.
- Yar

1:29:55
Why don't you and hit a tity bars with
your buddy, Vance!


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