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1:37:04
Mr. Hitchens
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Mrs. Cole, thanks very very much for seeing me.
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You said it was a matter of life and death.
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That man would have sold his soul
to make you happy.

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So, what does that make you?
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The devil?
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My job is not to deceive, Mrs. Cole.
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Is to create opportunities.
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Like the boardroom?
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Would you have noticed him otherwise?
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Yes!
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Really?
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Eventually
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Maybe
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How did you know all the stuff about me?
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Well, you really did your homework.
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Like the boarding school
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when everyone used to tease me
because I couldn't whistle.

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and having him dance like a buffoon
knowing that I can't dance either.

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And telling him to drop mustard on his shirt
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So I feel less like a dork.
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That was all you?
Right?

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No, hell no!
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That was him?
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That's got Albert written all over it.
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Did you put him up the inhaler?
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Stop it!
He did not show you that!

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He chucked it right before he kissed me.
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So, so, wait, that,
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that stuff work for you?
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It was adorable.
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What did you do?
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Nothing.
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Absolutely nothing!
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So, this is your plan this whole time, huh?
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Hey Albert,
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Say "I love you" in the sunset with my girl...
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Albert!

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