:12:01
so he swam around in a circle before coming out.
:12:11
Sorry, sorry.
:12:16
I'm finished.
:12:17
Isn't that hilarious? Isn't it?
:12:23
Let's eat.
:12:24
Let's eat. Let's eat.
:12:45
Asleep yet, dear?
:12:49
If you're not asleep yet,
why don't we chat for a while?
:12:51
What did you do today?
:12:55
I was so stupid.
I went to pick up our daughter from school,
:13:00
but she'd left already.
:13:03
I know she was deliberately avoiding me,
:13:05
so I didn't press her about it.
:13:06
Pressing the matter would've just made it worse.
:13:10
At dinnertime,
:13:11
I wanted to tell a joke
so we could all have a laugh,
:13:13
but without a word,
our son went back to his room.
:13:18
Am I really that annoying?
:13:20
Is that why everyone avoids me?
:13:25
You left early,
you didn't have to do this parenting stuff.
:13:30
It's really hard being a father.
:13:32
I daresay over all these years,
:13:33
short of breast-feeding,
I've done everything for them.
:13:39
No more moaning,
or my mouth will start to stink.
:13:41
Have an early night.