:48:00
She puts them in
the friend zone
:48:02
and then tortures
the shit out of them.
:48:04
I don't know. Jamie's come
a long way since high school.
:48:06
I think she
might be maturing.
:48:09
Maturing?
:48:12
So that's why
she went with Dusty.
:48:14
She wants
a sensitive guy...
:48:16
more like the old me.
:48:18
Well, if she wants
Mr. Rogers,
:48:20
then I'm going
to show her
:48:22
the biggest pussy
she's ever seen.
:48:24
Yeah.
:48:26
Okay, we're done.
Now...
:48:28
you're gonna need to wear this
for the next few days
:48:31
until those stitches
are ready to come out.
:48:34
And here you go.
Just like your old yearbook picture.
:48:39
¶ Feel my love from afar. ¶
:48:42
Come in!
:48:44
- Can I come in?
- I just said that.
:48:49
I brought magazines.
:48:51
Ugh, these are old.
:48:53
- Flowers?
- Those are daisies.
:48:56
- How about snacks?
- Carbs? Are you kidding me?
:49:00
I can't eat that crap.
:49:01
I'm just trying
to be helpful.
:49:03
Well you're not.
So vamoose.
:49:07
- I guess I'll just leave you now.
- No, wait wait.
:49:10
I'm sorry I'm being
such a biatch.
:49:13
It's just that I'm supposed
to be in Paris and I'm not,
:49:16
and I'm going out of my mind
with boredom!
:49:19
I mean, my Sidekick
broke and l...
:49:22
I haven't had sex
in, like, forever.
:49:26
And I'm so horny.
:49:28
I'm horny.
:49:31
Wait a minute.
:49:34
- How old are you?
- I'm 22... 20... 19...
:49:38
I'm... I'm 18.
:49:40
Eighteen.
:49:45
So do you really have
my poster on your wall?
:49:48
- Yeah.
- Do you ever like...
:49:51
All the time.
:49:53
How many times in a day?
:49:55
- Eight.
- Eight?!