Keeping Mum
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Yes?
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Do you like jokes?
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Jokes?
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So you see, God is very tired
and he say to St. Peter:

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"Look, Peter... Petey," he says,
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"I'm absolutely exhausted.
I need a holiday, I really do.

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Is there anywhere you can suggest?"
So,

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St. Peter thinks for a bit,
and then he says: "Well I know,"

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he says, "what about the moon?"
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And God said: "No, I don't think so.
Not the moon, there's no atmosphere."

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Yeah, that's funny.
- I'm not finished, yet. So then God says:

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"I really want something different." So,
St. Peter says: "Well, what about Earth?"

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And God says:
"No, I went there 2000 years ago.

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I met this nice little Jewish girl,
and they're still talking about it."

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I did good, huh?
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You look beautiful.
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After you.
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Fabulous, right?
- Oh yes!

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The tickets are on their way.

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