Kicking & Screaming
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:06:01
Those acting lessons
really paid off.

:06:03
Yeah, I got four stores now,
and I'm opening a fifth
next month

:06:06
in your neck of the woods.
:06:07
You sure you
don't want a job?

:06:09
I got a job, Dad.
:06:10
Oh, yeah, what?
Selling--Selling vitamins?

:06:12
In fact, you need to take
more vitamins.

:06:14
I take a vitamin every day,
it's called a steak.

:06:17
Now look,
I came up with this myself,
look at this.

:06:19
I'm Buck Weston.
:06:21
(all)
And he's got balls!

:06:24
Pretty good, huh?
What do you think?

:06:26
I think this is
your best commercial yet.

:06:28
It was pretty good.
:06:30
Gripping. Gripping.
:06:32
[machine humming]
Ditka.

:06:33
Stay away from that, okay?
:06:34
Here we go again.
:06:37
Hey, Ditka!
Will you knock it off?

:06:39
Hey, knock it off,
would you?

:06:40
[humming]
:06:42
Hey, do that later,
would you, please?

:06:44
I got company!
:06:45
[humming stops]
:06:47
Doing my lawn.
:06:48
Look, we're trying to have
a nice family gathering,
all right?

:06:50
I'm trying to get
my yard cleaned.

:06:52
You're messing up my yard.
Let me-- Let me ask you.

:06:54
The world's gotta stop
'cause you got
a family gathering?

:06:56
I'm trying to do my lawn!
Yeah, but you put all your--

:06:58
Guys--
:06:59
Hey, stay out of this.
It's between us, okay?

:07:01
Here, take some of this back,
'cause I don't want it.

:07:04
Hey! Knock it off!
It's all for you!

:07:06
You're nuts!
Guys, guys!

:07:07
How do you like that, Ditka?
:07:09
Take it back.
:07:10
Here, you get
the whole thing!

:07:11
[humming]
:07:13
We'll settle this later,
okay?

:07:14
Yeah, you know
where to find me!

:07:15
Yeah, exactly.
:07:16
I got this for you, too!
Get out of here!

:07:18
[gasping]
Phil, come on.

:07:20
What are you lookin' at?
:07:21
Dad, he hit me.
He hit me with the ball.

:07:24
Hey, Dad, what happened
to all your fish?

:07:27
That one ate the others.
I call him "Killer."

:07:31
Killer?
:07:32
Yeah.
:07:33
I like it.
:07:34
Yeah.
:07:35
You might wanna
clean the water
every now and then.

:07:38
Let's see what you can do.
:07:39
Hey, Dad,
I didn't know if...

:07:41
I wanted to
talk to you about Sam.

:07:43
Sammy's a good boy.
:07:44
Yeah. Yeah.
:07:45
Yeah.
:07:46
He hasn't been
playing much lately
and, I didn't know if--

:07:49
Stop right there.
I agree with you.

:07:51
And I got some
great news.

:07:52
He's gonna get
a lot more
playing time now.

:07:55
Dad, thanks,
that's--that's exactly
what I wanted to hear.

:07:57
I traded him
to the Tigers.

:07:59
[glass shattering]

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