Kicking & Screaming
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1:02:01
that's a good thing.
That's what the medic's for.

1:02:03
Otherwise,
he's just sitting around,
all right?

1:02:06
You hear me?
1:02:07
Hey, Phil.
1:02:08
I--l--I don't think that's
a very good attitude.

1:02:10
You can't talk about
hurting other players.

1:02:13
You don't think?
1:02:16
You don't-- you don't think?
1:02:17
I don't think you
should be butting in

1:02:19
when I'm talking
to my team.

1:02:21
You're my assistant, okay?
1:02:22
You're supposed to
back me up

1:02:24
and go get me juice boxes
when I tell you.

1:02:26
Now go get me
a juice box.

1:02:27
You know who
you're talking to?

1:02:29
I'm talking to
the juice box guy.

1:02:30
You're crazy!
1:02:31
I'm not crazy.
I'm just thirsty.

1:02:33
Why don't you
go to hell?

1:02:34
No, you go to hell!
While you're there,

1:02:36
why don't you
grab me a juice box!

1:02:38
I'm no juice box boy,
I'll tell you that!

1:02:40
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!

1:02:42
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!

1:02:43
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!

1:02:44
You're like your old man!
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I'm not like
my old man!

1:02:47
If it weren't for these kids
I would whip your butt!

1:02:49
I can take a punch!
1:02:50
I'm out of here.
Bye-bye.

1:02:51
I'll see you,
1:02:52
Mr. Big Time Coach.
Bye-bye!

1:02:54
I'm not like my old man!
I'm a kind and gentle,

1:02:56
compassionate human being,
1:02:59
with a heart
as big as a lion!

1:03:02
We'll see you later,
juice box!

1:03:03
Everyone wave goodbye
to juice box.

1:03:06
Literally wave. Do it!
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Parents, too!
Everyone waves!

1:03:10
[tires screeching]
1:03:12
Okay. Guys...
1:03:16
I only want
winners out on the field.

1:03:18
(Phil)
Who's a winner?

1:03:20
I said, "Who's a winner?"
1:03:21
(boys)
I am.

1:03:23
Everyone's
hands should be up.

1:03:24
(all)
I am.

1:03:25
Okay.
Everyone bring it in.

1:03:27
Who are we?
1:03:28
(all)
Tigers.

1:03:29
What?
1:03:30
(all)
Tigers.

1:03:31
All right. Let's break
someone's clavicle. On three!

1:03:34
One, two, three.
Break someone's clavicle!

1:03:37
Hit the field. Let's go.
1:03:38
Your dad's a trip,
you know that?

1:03:40
(Phil)
Move it! Move it!

1:03:43
Huh.
1:03:44
Pick up that
piece of trash, Tom.

1:03:46
Tuck in your shirt!
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What are you doing?
Have a sense of pride, huh?

1:03:50
In fact,
why don't you take a lap?

1:03:53
Go and run a lap!
I'm timing you.

1:03:56
[watch ticking]
1:03:57
(Phil)
Pick it up!


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