:20:01
Okay, forget that
I just said that.
:20:02
Uh, pass it
to--to someone else.
:20:06
I'm Mark Avery.
:20:07
You know, I like to keep
my pimp hands strong.
:20:09
You dig, cracker?
You feel me?
:20:11
W-What does that mean?
:20:13
I really don't know.
:20:14
I heard it
on a rap video once.
:20:16
Oh.
:20:17
But, I'm, like, really funny.
I got like a million jokes.
:20:19
Great. Okay, yeah.
I'd love to hear one. Shoot.
:20:22
Remember when
you called us out
:20:23
onto the field
and you fell over?
:20:25
Right. Yeah?
:20:26
[chuckling]
:20:28
Man! I got you good!
:20:30
[all laughing]
:20:34
Somebody call the burn unit.
I got you bad!
:20:37
How did I get burned?
:20:39
Apparently,
I don't get it, okay.
:20:40
Doesn't matter.
:20:42
Uh, you know what?
Let's just do some drills.
:20:43
Now, this one,
:20:45
all the great players
have done at one
time or another.
:20:47
It's called "the snake."
:20:48
Player in the back
dribbles the ball
:20:50
in a weaving fashion
around the player
:20:52
and stops 3 feet
from the first player.
:20:55
[children yelling]
:20:56
Hey!
:20:57
[blowing whistle]
:20:59
Okay, that's not the snake.
:21:02
??[Holla by Baha Men playing]
:21:03
Uh...
:21:04
? We got the rhythm,
we got the most fun ??
:21:07
Honey,
it was your first practice.
:21:08
It'll get better.
:21:10
No, it's gonna get worse.
:21:11
You need to give it
some time, Phil.
:21:13
No. I already know.
It was awful.
:21:14
The kids were
just running around.
:21:16
They weren't
listening to me.
:21:17
They were like
4-foot whirling dervishes.
:21:19
And I don't even know
what a whirling dervish is,
:21:21
but that's--that's what
they were like.
:21:24
You know why?
'Cause I'm not a coach.
:21:26
Okay? I don't know
what I'm doing.
:21:28
My dad. He's a coach.
He knows the game.
:21:32
He's confident, he's smart,
:21:34
witty, dynamic,
vicious, brutal, vindictive.
:21:38
A monster.
:21:39
And he will win
through intimidation
:21:41
and forceful tactics
if need be.
:21:43
I'm not like that.
:21:46
In fact, I don't know
anyone like that.
:21:49
Do you?
:21:54
So, Paul,
what's on your mind?
:21:56
Uh, actually, it's Phil.
:21:58
You mean, it's not Paul?
:21:59
No, it's Phil.