:22:00
What's the difference?
Come on. Spit it out.
:22:02
Uh, here it is.
:22:03
(Diana)
Mike!
:22:04
Hold this.
:22:05
[footsteps approaching]
:22:06
Oh, no. No, no,
we do not allow smoking
in the house.
:22:10
I-I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.
:22:13
Here, I'll
get rid of it, honey.
:22:17
Anyway, uh, l-I'm coaching
my son's soccer team.
:22:19
And--And l--I didn't know
if you might be
willing to help.
:22:22
Soccer?
:22:23
Actually, uh, l--I want you
to assistant coach.
:22:27
Your assistant coach?
:22:29
You really don't know
who I am, do you?
:22:31
You're right. Silly idea.
:22:33
I just-- I just
need some help
:22:34
and you're such
a great coach.
:22:35
My dad's gonna be
riding me all season,
so I just--
:22:37
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,
your dad?
:22:40
You mean I get to coach
against your dad?
:22:42
Well, yeah.
:22:43
(Diana)
Mike, I smell smoke!
:22:44
Nobody's smokin'!
:22:46
Mike!
For Pete's sake!
:22:47
So, like, it's me and you
against your old man?
:22:49
I mean,
there are other teams.
:22:51
Gotcha!
:22:52
No smoking means
no smokin'!
:22:54
Okay, come on, Phil.
:22:55
I'll throw this out
the window, honey.
:22:57
Uh, l-I'm sorry, Mrs. D....
I'm sorry.
:22:59
You should be.
:23:01
It's a nasty, filthy habit.
:23:03
Hey.
:23:04
You can count me in.
:23:05
Really?
:23:06
Let's bring
your old man down.
Oh, great.
:23:08
[people chattering]
:23:10
(boy)
Give me a drink.
:23:11
It's just a great group.
Okay, uh, Tigers.
:23:14
[blowing whistle]
:23:15
Look who's here.
:23:18
I'll give you a hint.
:23:20
Hall of Fame?
:23:22
Chicago Bears?
:23:24
Sammy Sosa?
:23:25
No, no, no.
Come on.
:23:26
No, football.
:23:27
Coached the 1986--
:23:29
'85.
:23:30
Uh, '85 Bears
to a Super Bowl victory?
:23:33
It's Mike Ditka.
:23:34
[people applauding]
Yeah.
:23:35
Do you know Sammy Sosa?
:23:37
Hey, zip it, kid!
:23:38
I'm a coach that knows
about winning.
:23:40
I'm gonna push you guys
like you've never
been pushed before.
:23:44
Some of you are
gonna wish I was dead.
:23:45
It's true.
:23:47
I know it's a weird thought,
but it's true.
:23:48
I eat quitters for breakfast
and I spit out their bones.
:23:51
Delicious.
:23:52
Now this is gonna be
the hardest
most difficult thing
:23:54
you ever attempted
in your entire life.
:23:56
You know what
when it's over--
It will get emotional.
:23:58
When it's over...
When it's over...