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The next Sabbath,
I went to temple with my father.
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However, it wasn't God
I was trying to get close to.
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Eli, my eldest son, Yuri.
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My contact at synagogue landed me
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my first Israeli-made Uzi
submachine guns.
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The first time you sell a gun...
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is a lot like the first time you have sex.
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You have absolutely no idea
what you're doing.
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But it is exciting and one way
or another,
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it's over way too fast.
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Gentlemen.
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The new Uzi machine pistol.
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Big firepower in a small package.
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This little baby uses 9 mm hollow points.
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Twenty twenty-five round extendable mags...
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...rear-flip adjustable sights.
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Silencer comes standard.
Excellent recoil reduction.
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Muzzle jump reduced forty percent.
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Sixty percent improved noise
suppression.
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You could pump a mag into me
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right now
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and never wake the guy
in the next room.
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Of course, that would eliminate your
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opportunity for repeat business.
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I did have a natural instinct
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for smuggling contraband.
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Fortunately, back then a video camera
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was a big as a bazooka
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Here I'd been running away from violence
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my whole life, and I should've
run towards it.
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It's in our nature.
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The earliest human skeletons had
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spearheads in their rib cages.
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Where have you been?
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What if we had a customer?
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God bless America.