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Miss Thompson.
I want to see you in my office. Now.
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- She'd like to see you.
- What for?
:31:18
I don't know.
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Mr. Sharp. Come in. Have a seat.
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So, I understand you're
the new assistant cheerleading coach.
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That's right.
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May I ask what you were doing in my class?
:31:38
That's the way we do things on our squad.
If somebody's in the...
:31:42
Let me be blunt, Mr. Sharp.
:31:44
Barb's cheerleading
is interfering with her work.
:31:48
And for the record, you should know
I think cheerleading is stupid.
:31:51
I couldn't agree with you more.
:31:54
She downloaded this paper
on plant imagery in Macbeth...
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off the Internet.
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I know, because I wrote it 20 years ago
when I was an undergraduate.
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Must be a hell of a paper.
:32:07
Yes, I thought it was pretty good.
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But that is not the point.
Plagiarism is simply not acceptable.
:32:15
I've given Barb an F on that assignment.
:32:17
If she wants to remain on the squad,
or in the school, for that matter...
:32:21
her next paper on Romeo and Juliet
had better be wholly original.
:32:24
I'll explain your position to Barb...
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and make sure she understands it,
explicitly.
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Well, good.
:32:33
Fine.
:32:37
Okay, what's the big deal?
Presidents don't write their speeches.
:32:40
When you're President, you can be
as lenient as you want to on plagiarism.
:32:44
But wait. This play has five acts.
:32:46
She can't expect me to read the whole thing.
:32:48
It's all written in ye olde
weird English anyway.
:32:51
- Hey, Barb.
- Hi, Scoot.
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Besides, people think being a cheerleader
is this nonstop party and everything...
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but, you know, they're so wrong.