Man of the House
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1:08:01
Hell, I loved myself when I drank.
It was other people that had the problem.

1:08:07
He's a dork.
1:08:13
Well, why don't I put these in some water.
1:08:17
All right, look, you got a laugh.
Now go to the table and light the candles.

1:08:21
No, that's such a lame move.
1:08:24
Candles are a total cliché.
1:08:25
What do you know about clichés?
You've got a waterbed.

1:08:28
I say, light the candle. It's sexy.
1:08:30
He might as well pull out the bearskin rug
and the disco ball, for God's sake.

1:08:34
I need confirmation.
1:08:36
Is lighting the candle
a cool move or not a cool move?

1:08:39
Fine.
1:08:41
All in favour of candles?
1:08:42
- Me.
- Opposed?

1:08:46
Mission Control to Sharp.
Light those candles.

1:08:56
I don't know.
1:08:58
So many of my colleagues just stick it out
for the paycheque and the benefits.

1:09:03
Or, in my ex-husband's case...
1:09:05
for the endless supply
of fresh, young co-eds.

1:09:08
Why would a man want to be with a girl
when he can be with a woman?

1:09:12
Or in your case, with five girls.
1:09:17
What is your story?
1:09:19
My work became my mistress.
1:09:22
Before I knew it, that was all I had.
1:09:44
Willie Nelson.
1:09:49
Man after my own heart.
1:09:53
You want to dance?

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