Me and You and Everyone We Know

Ask her if she likes bologna.
What are you putting?
I asked her what kind
of "bosom" she had.

- It's probably a man.
- Why is it a man?

'Cause everyone just
makes stuff up on these things.

It's probably a man
pretending to be a woman.

So picture a fat guy
with a little wiener.

- What's a "bosom"?
- It's a nice word for titties.

- Where's Mom?
- What do you mean?

What do you think
she's doing right now?

I don't know. Screwing
her new boyfriend probably.

- I think she's buying us presents.
- Yeah, Robby.

Right now she's probably
buying us each a car!

- It's a man.
- I think it's a woman. I can tell it is.

What should we write?
"I have a big wiener"?

I want to poop back and forth.
What? What does that mean?
Like, I'll poop into her butt hole...
and then she'll poop it back...
into my butt hole.
And then we'll just
keep doing it back and forth...

with the same poop.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to put that!

"I want to poop...
back and forth. "
Oh, God. She's gonna think
we're a crazy, perverted person.