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The police said five thousand,
five thousand.
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Everybody knows this story.
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Loaves and fishes.
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See, I knew you'd say that.
That's what everybody says.
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This yours?
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It's the key to the old house.
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Jointed pin tumbler
Engineering perfection.
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Anyway, this kid comes up to us,
about your size,
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His name was...
no I have forgotten.
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I still see him sometimes.
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Anyway he comes up
with these loaves and fishes.
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Sardines.
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And Jesus blesses them
and passes the plate round.
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Now the first person
he passes it to, passes it on.
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He doesn't take anything.
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He just passes it on.
Do you know why?
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Because he had a piece
of lamb hidden in his pocket.
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And as he is passing the fish,
he sneaks a bit of meat out
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and pretends he's taken
it off the plate.
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Do you see what I'm saying?
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And the next person
exactly the same story.
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Every single bastard one
of them has their own food.
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And every one of them
is keeping it quiet.
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Looking after number one.
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But as that plate went round
with the sardines on
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They all got their own food
out and started to share.
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And then that plate went
all the way round
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And back to Jesus
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and it'd still got the fish
and the loaves on it.
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I think Jesus was a bit taken aback.
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He says, 'what happened? '
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And I just said 'miracle'.
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And at first
I thought I'd fooled him.
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But now I see it was a miracle,
one of his best.
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But this little kid
had stood up and...
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Everybody there just got bigger.