Mobsters and Mormons
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:14:01
He certainly had things
under control today, didn't he?

:14:05
Thanks for the support there, Jewels.
:14:06
Anytime, bro.
:14:10
Exactly when are your parents
getting back from the Philippines?

:14:13
Two years, ten months.
:14:14
You got a countdown?
:14:15
Technically she is my aunt,
but I despise her like a sister.

:14:20
There's a "SOLD" sign
on the Cooper house.

:14:22
When did that happen?
:14:24
I don't know.
:14:25
It has been vacant for a while.
:14:27
Be nice to have someone in there.
:14:29
He had eight stitches.
:14:32
Yes, I just got off
the phone with his wife.

:14:35
With Bishop Harrison gone
for who knows how long,

:14:37
the inmates are running
the asylum.

:14:40
Michael James in charge?
Please.

:14:42
Mom.
:14:44
Sister Johnson's on the phone.
:14:45
Hold on, Robin.
:14:47
Mary Jo, did you hear?
Eight stitches.

:14:51
What? Are you sure?
When?

:14:56
Run to the Cooper's house and see
if there's a "SOLD" sign.

:14:59
Mom.
:15:00
Just do it.
:15:02
I wonder who's moving in.
:15:04
This place is a shoebox!
:15:06
It's a great house, George.
:15:08
We got a satellite, right?
:15:09
Actually, we cover the house,
but amenities are extra.

:15:12
The government pays three grand
for a military toilet seat,

:15:14
but they can't pop for HBO?
:15:16
I can't believe it.
:15:18
Why not send us to the Amish?
:15:20
Because they sent us
to the Mormons.

:15:22
Yeah, same difference.
:15:24
Honestly, no, it's not.
:15:25
Right... because the Amish wear
black shirts and ride in buggies,

:15:29
but the Mormons wear white shirts
and ride bikes.

:15:32
Completely different.
:15:33
Okay. Look, George...
:15:34
I hate that name.
:15:36
Mr. Cheeseman.
:15:37
Worse.
:15:38
This right here is
your first month's stipend.

:15:40
You'll get a few more
until you're on your feet.

:15:43
What do I do for a ride?
:15:46
You'll get that red minivan.
:15:47
Are you kidding me?
:15:48
- I think it's real cute.
- You would.

:15:51
You drove an AMC Pacer when we met.
:15:53
I loved it.
:15:54
I was heartbroken when it got stolen.
:15:55
You still think it got stole?
:15:57
I paid Butch 20 bucks to drive it
into the river.


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