Mobsters and Mormons
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:24:03
Really?
:24:03
What do you mean "really?"
You think I'm lyin'?

:24:06
Nah, I believe you.
:24:08
No, no you don't.
You're questioning me.

:24:10
It wasn't a question.
:24:11
If there was a stenographer here
:24:13
writing down our little
jovial repartee here,

:24:16
she would have typed, "Really"
with a question mark.

:24:18
I've had a lot of stuff
read back to me

:24:21
that I said
that I didn't remember saying.

:24:23
I meant I was surprised
that it was bad.

:24:26
How could you?
Don't you drink it?

:24:28
Nah, I don't drink coffee.
:24:31
Let me guess.
You're Mormon.

:24:34
Yeah.
:24:35
Maybe that's why
Mormons don't drink it.

:24:37
Because no one knows how
to make a good cup.

:24:40
You know what, just give me
the paper and a Pick Six.

:24:44
A pick six of what?
:24:46
Numbers.
:24:47
Winners.
:24:49
You've got to be kidding me.
:24:51
Besides not making good coffee,
:24:53
Utah ain't got no lottery either.
:24:58
They got no horse track.
They got no lottery.

:25:01
They got nuthin' up here.
:25:02
How far away is Vegas?
:25:04
I don't know, but don't talk
about Vegas.

:25:06
These people are the good,
church-goin' type.

:25:08
That's another thing.
:25:08
I'll go in there, I'll eat
their crappy, white-bread food,

:25:11
but I ain't holdin' hands,
and I ain't singin' no "Kumbaya."

:25:14
Take those off.
:25:16
These people invite us to dinner.
You're gonna be pleasant.

:25:19
I'm just sayin', if they bring out
the Bible Pictionary... gone.

:25:22
A perfect game for you;
no words... all pictures.

:25:24
That's very funny.
:25:25
- Let me tell you something.
- Let me tell you...

:25:29
Hi.
The kids are already started.

:25:34
Everybody, this is
the Cheeseman family.

:25:36
Uh, George, Linda, their son Rick.
:25:39
Kepi, Laura, a couple of friends.
:25:41
How ya doin'?
:25:41
Nice to meet yous.
:25:42
You remember Kate.
:25:43
Hi, so glad you could make it.
:25:45
And uh, several
of the children here.

:25:48
We've got more
running around here someplace.

:25:50
Shocker!
:25:53
Hey, we brought you somethin'.
:25:54
Oh, thanks.
You shouldn't have, really.

:25:57
- We wanted to.
- It's not booze or nuthin'.


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