:49:02
...Fruit on pizza?
:49:03
What, you gonna be a Mormon now?
:49:05
No, but now I have friends.
It's nice to socialize.
:49:08
With them?
With June Cleaver?
:49:10
It's Nick at Night
with these people.
:49:12
And what's wrong with that?
:49:13
They have values!
:49:15
Hey, take those off.
:49:17
Leave the kid alone, will you?
:49:19
It would be nice to have
some dinner conversation.
:49:22
He's got nothing to say!
:49:23
You got something to say?
:49:26
Bop! Nuthin'!
:49:29
Some guys from Church
:49:30
are havin' this paintball thing
in the mountains.
:49:32
Kids your age?
:49:34
It's the guys.
:49:35
It's some father and sons.
:49:36
Michael asked if we wanted to go.
:49:38
You have got to be kidding me.
:49:40
You wanna go runnin'
in the mountains
:49:42
playin' Hide and Seek
with Mormons?
:49:44
What's the matter?
:49:45
It would be nice,
yous getting together
:49:48
and doin' something fun
like that.
:49:50
Why do I wanna go?
I got a house.
:49:52
It's freezing cold outside.
:49:54
I'm not goin'.
:49:55
That happened with the Donner Party.
:49:57
Them people... they froze.
:49:58
They ended up putting themselves
on their own pizza.
:50:01
You know what, this is...
:50:02
I'm outta here.
:50:03
Forget it.
:50:04
I'm gonna go get
something to eat somewhere else,
:50:07
and not in the woods.
:50:18
Let me get this straight.
:50:20
You're telling me
you are the largest
:50:22
wholesale distributor
of scrapbooking materials
:50:24
in the entire state of Utah?
:50:26
And most of Idaho.
:50:28
No kiddin'.
:50:30
Where you were from again?
:50:31
Save All Memories
of the Children.
:50:34
What is that?
:50:34
You heard of "Save the Children?"
:50:36
Well, we save all the memories.
:50:38
What our organization does,
in a nutshell,
:50:40
is we raise money
:50:41
for underprivileged children
all around the globe,
:50:44
so that they can keep
a scrapbook.
:50:46
These little tikes,
they're gonna grow up,
:50:48
they're gonna' become doctors
and lawyers and such,
:50:51
and with these scrapbooks,
:50:52
they're gonna be able to refer back
:50:54
and see how far they've come.
:50:56
That's very considerate.
:50:57
I agree.
:50:58
How else we gonna know
about these kids?