Mobsters and Mormons
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1:20:00
What if that explosion had happened
when we were nearby?

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It could have been a tragedy!
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Brothers and sisters,
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I bring you condolences
for this incredible tragedy.

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You knew this family
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and their effort to get
a second start in life,

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and I understand many of you
here embraced them, as you should,

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as neighbors.
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Now, I have other news.
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With Bishop Harrison's recent loss,
he and his family have decided

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to permanently relocate back East
to assist with his parents' farm.

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We therefore need to release
Bishop John Clayton Harrison

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as bishop of the Mountain View Ward
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with Michael Isaac Jaymes
as first counselor

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and Kepi Vakasiwola Viahani
as second counselor.

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Those who can offer
a vote of thanks for their service,

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please join me in doing so.
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Would the following individual
please stand;

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as I read his name,
we ask for your vote.

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As the bishop
of the Mountain View Ward,

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Michael Isaac Jaymes.
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All those who can accept
Michael Jaymes as your bishop,

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please indicate.
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No, I don't think so pal!
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What?
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George, we're trying
to keep a low profile.

1:21:10
I gotta pay for meals in coach.
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He says I look like I'm goin'
to a Barry Manilow concert.

1:21:15
George, you're in disguise.
Keep it low-key.

1:21:17
You could have done better
on these getups.

1:21:19
It's temporary.
Your plane leaves in 15 minutes.

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Okay.
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Now, be assured.
1:21:24
Angelo Marcello thinks you're dead.
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I wish I was dead with these clothes.
You have no imagination.

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Are you sure
nobody suspects a thing?

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No.
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Everybody has bought this,
including your neighbors.

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We've kept a tight beat
on the community

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and what people are saying.
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You might be interested
to know your friend, Mike Jaymes,

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was called to be
the new bishop today.

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Really?
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Well, not for nuthin'.
He's good people.

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I can see why.
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- Apparently not everybody can.
- What do you mean?

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In the Mormon Church,
when called to any position,

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everybody in the congregation
has to vote on it.

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Now, 999 times out of 1000
everybody votes in the affirmative.

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What happens on the 1000th time?

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