Monster-In-Law
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:03:04
Hey.
What´s wrong?

:03:30
l ordered a nonfat latte.
l can taste the fat.

:03:33
l would be happy
to change it for you, sir.

:03:35
Can´t you even make a friggin´ cup
of coffee? l can taste the fat.

:03:37
How hard it is to make
a friggin´ cup of coffee?

:03:39
l can make another one
for you if you´d like. l´d be happy

:03:41
- to exchange it for you, sir.
- Hello? lt´s okay.

:03:43
- You´ve done enough, thanks.
- l´m sorry.

:03:50
Karma.
:03:53
- Have a good one.
- Thanks, girl!

:03:56
- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, l´m sorry.

:04:02
Hi.
:04:04
Hi.
:04:10
l don´t know how
to read tarot cards.

:04:12
- Why am l in the cards?
- Come on, just try.

:04:15
Okay, well, this crazy old lady
keeps coming up.

:04:18
The knight
in shining armor.

:04:20
- Mmm! That´s mine.
- No no no. What?

:04:22
- l saw this guy twice today.
- That guy?

:04:25
Two times in one day.
That´s got to be a sign, right?

:04:27
Mm, a sign.
:04:29
Yeah, okay. What did he say
when you talked to him?

:04:32
l didn´t talk to him.
:04:37
Well, are you sure
he saw you?

:04:39
Yeah!
l mean, l think so.

:04:42
Okay, honey,
we´re worried about you

:04:44
because you´re turning
into a little bit of a freak.

:04:46
Yeah, we think
it´s from not having sex.

:04:49
- Exactly.
- Look, just because...

:04:51
l haven´t been in
a relationship in a while

:04:53
doesn´t mean
l´m miserable.

:04:55
l just want a sweet guy,
:04:58
you know, a guy
who´s strong but still...


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