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How good or bad
l can be...

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- Are you okay?
- l´m great.

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Hey, l´ve had
a great run.

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l´ve done exclusives
with Kissinger, the Dalai Lama,

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Muhammad Ali...
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four sitting presidents--
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three of them hit on me.
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Five Emmys!
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Now l´m being replaced
by a young thing

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whose grandmother
loves me.

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You know what
l´m gonna do?

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l´m gonna finish out
my contract

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and l´m gonna leave this show
with my dignity intact.

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Okay, coming back
from commercial.

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Three, cue announcer.
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Today on ´´Public lntimacy,´´
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pop singing sensation
Tanya Murphy.

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And now we´re live
with Viola Fields.

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Four, three, two...
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Well, that was
very nice.

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My goodness, you have a big voice
for such a tiny girl.

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You´re gonna miss
Viola Fields.

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Have you always
been a singer?

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Ever since l was
a child.

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l would sing
in school plays, choirs.

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- How old are you?
- l´ll be 17 next month.

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W-what do you do for fun?
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l love watching
really old movies.

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- They´re my favorite.
- Really? Really, which ones?

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Well, ´´Grease´´
and ´´Grease ll.´´

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Um, ´´Benji.´´
l love ´´Benji.´´

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´´Free Willy,´´ um...
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´´Legally Blonde,´´
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´´The Little Mermaid.´´
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- Oh.
- Yeah-- oh, l know.

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You ever read
a newspaper?

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Newspaper?
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Viola, the girl
has stars on her nipples.

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l don´t have
much time for that.

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So basically, you have absolutely
no idea what´s going on in the world?

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- Oh, l--
- And yet, you´ve sold

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over five million albums-- CDs,
to millions of kids

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- who listen to your insipid lyrics.
- What is she doing?

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´´You want to know me,
look in my makeup bag.´´

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You´re influencing
an entire generation of kids

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who won´t know how
to think straight,

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or vote for a president,

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